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First strike, protection from two-word names (Nothing with exactly two words in its name can block, target, deal damage to, or attach to this creature. Hyphenated words are one word.)
"Whew. For a minute, I thought I'd forgotten the olive forks."
All orders are processed within 3 to 5 business days (excluding weekends and holidays) after receiving your order confirmation email. You will receive another notification when your order has shipped.
All orders are processed within 3 to 5 business days (excluding weekends and holidays) after receiving your order confirmation email. You will receive another notification when your order has shipped.
![Knight of the Kitchen Sink ("protection from two-word names") [Unstable]](http://www.hoot4loot.com/cdn/shop/files/774e7304-1538-5cdd-9bc0-87b7d69d62ba.jpg?v=1726968267&width=1445)